
I swear to you now, I will
- light a religious candle,
- shave my beard,
- shave the dog,
- give up beer for at least one day,
- get up early and do sun salutations for a week,
- not use Rasheed Wallace's name in vain anymore,
if it helps the Pistons avoid getting eliminated by the freakin' Cleveland Cavaliers tonight.
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