19 May 2006

The Whining Stranger on Sport

Whatever It Takes...



I swear to you now, I will

  • light a religious candle,
  • shave my beard,
  • shave the dog,
  • give up beer for at least one day,
  • get up early and do sun salutations for a week,
  • not use Rasheed Wallace's name in vain anymore,

if it helps the Pistons avoid getting eliminated by the freakin' Cleveland Cavaliers tonight.


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